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Kellan Larson's avatar

The "Brazobán again" one made me actually chuckle. I was taught in Middle School baseball to carry forward momentum through an underhand toss - not upward momentum, so the ball doesnt sail.

Decarceration's avatar

I am a simple Mes fan, and I will miss his home runs. I finally saw one in person this year, it was a game winner. I can die happy. We will miss you, Pete Alonso. I've always just blamed it on the gloves.

Jacob's avatar

-9 DRS in 2025… in the 2 percentile according to savant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chad's avatar

Absolutely tremendous!

Kyle's avatar

These were all in 2025??? Good lawd

Travis Reitsma's avatar

I hope he never figures this out because holy hell that's hilarious

Bernard C's avatar

Great article Sam! The observational humor is awesome.

I love watching Pete Alonso hit and hope he continues to mash in Baltimore. May he never develop the yips at 1B and may he never get one of his pitchers on the IL with one of his throws.

Shaun Curry's avatar

Thank you Sam. If I was a Mets pitcher, there was no way I would have covered first if it was Alonso throwing me the ball (and I'm a Mets fan).

I will miss Pete but not at 5-155. Last season's collapse was bad enough that I'm okay with big roster changes and I'm curious to see what Stearns does going forward.

Kaitlyn Tiffany's avatar

i will miss everything about him including when griffin canning quite obviously tore his achilles on the mound and you could see Pete saying "FUCK" from the stands